Kopi-O License.

Incident/Accident (I don’t even know which is the proper term to use..):

1) Drove the left side of the car up a curb and dented the bottom left part of the car which (thank god) was hardly noticeable unless you squatted down to look on Mum’s Day because it was slopey, couldn’t see it and was too busy looking out for cars of my right to turn out. Sigh.

2) Drove (yes, DROVE, not reverse nor anything) the left front wheel (and yes, the LEFT side, AGAIN) into a drain at night. Again, it was slopey and I was waiting anxiously for the HUGE Rapid KL bus to pass by before slowly easing out. But oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, KONK! I drove right into the drain and swore – ‘FUCK!’. My parents and godparents were in the car. Luckily, my dad was too angry and busy yelling at me and the rest of my family were more concern about the car. :-P Anyways, the drain’s width was smaller than the wheel’s diameter so no dents or anything like that, just scratches. Two guys and my goddad lifted the front car up while my dad hit on the accelerator to reverse the car back and it was okay. Sigh.

3) Drove(?) up another curb, this time on the right side. Was not so horrible this time as the curb wasn’t so high and I was just touching it unlike the other time where the car basically went UP and DOWN again. BUMP BUMP! *faints*

Damage count to the Vios : 3

Sigh. Yes, it’s true. I’m a horrible driver. I wish my brother was here to teach me because the way my parents do with ‘drive slower!’ and ‘be more careful!’ and ’see how I drive!’ doesn’t really help much at all. Unlike my brother who tries to teach me how to have a better judgement on MSN with actual theories and not just vague advise like those.

I wish I had the chance to wreck up a ciplak car while experimenting all the turning circles, angles, whatever and not have to bang up the Vios. Everytime, my heart sinks when I realize I damaged it again. Sigh. And it doesn’t help at all when my dad shouts and yells at me. How come he doesn’t realize that I’m already in sorta a shock and know that I’m wrong and that I AM trying to improve, not make the same mistake again? Give me a break.

I’m still wondering why Malaysia uses Kancils as driving test cars. See what kind of people (meaning me) they give license to! It’s amusing too, now that I observe that whenever I damage the car, it doesn’t involve collisions with other cars or animals, just INANIMATE OBJECTS! Things that are STATIONARY!

GOD I SUCK!

Hope my brother sends those sensor thingies which I’ll install on the car quickly over from Australia!

9 Responses to “Kopi-O License.”

  1. LoL!! so farny!!! sorry…but i was laffing like mad wen reading this…. XD yesyes…msia driving test friggin easy to pass…unlike UK man…LoL!! all their skills really superb wan le!! u c their parking skills oso know dey damn geng dee… =s frigging hell…but my uncle say damn hard to pass la…haha…

  2. Next time we should make a compilation – The Fish and The Ostrich’s Driving Misadventures. :D I had so many and I don’t even have my license yet!

  3. Jing: You’re evil!! NOT FARNEE!! Hard to pass but AT LEAST they produce GOOD drivers… NO WONDEERRRR we hardly see any wrecked up cars in those UK movies or do we? :-P

    Fish: Bwahahahahahahhahaa! Aiyok.. If you were calling me Prawn, then it could be The Misadventures Happening in the Underwater World. XD Lol! We should drive cars…….. MADE OUT OF SPONGE! Even though it’s not really aerodynamic, its for the safety of Malaysian Road Drivers! :-P

  4. Haha. Underwaterworld + Sponge = Spongebob Squarepants. XD Yes, we should make an Underwater Misadventures. :)

  5. u fetch me dat day.. im stil in one piece wat.. so if u say u suck, den i can tell u dat u dun suck THAT bad! kekeke.. drive me around more.. SERVE me u SLAVE! bt dun crash the car wen im in it lar XP

  6. Fish: Lol!! Spongefishy Cuixia Skirt. :-P

    Boss: You’re lucky that it was one of my ‘off days’. :-P Bwahahhahahaaa… I think I might consider retiring already. I’m not that much of a good slave. :-P Hohohohoho!

  7. hey snow flake , your driving is this scary huh. you need some fixing man .. haha.. weh .. your blog got more comments than mine weh .. geng .. im opening a comic blog soon .. featuring your local super hero .. JAKE the FUGITIVE

  8. lol. if only someone could. please help!
    Oh? For real? Jake the Fugitive? WHY?!?!?! Lol!!

  9. LoL!! how come fugitive wan??? shud be Jake the Narcist Poser or something along that line maaa… XD

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