Ya right. THIS CD SHOULD BE DAMNED TO INFINITY AND BEYOND! One of the worst albums I’ve ever listened to.
I had a feeling this CD was going to turn out to be a horrible one just by listening to that annoying single ‘Girlfriend’.
‘Hey! Hey! You! You! I don’t like your girlfriend! No way! No way! I think you need a new one! …..’ – Girlfriend
‘What’d you know, I told you so, you know that, coz I always know, get outta my face, hey hey, you’re not my taste, hey hey …..’ – I Can Do Better
‘Let me hear you say hey hey hey, alright! Now let me you say hey hey ho! ….. Give me an A (always give me what I want), Give me a V (be very very good to me), R (are you gonna treat me right), I (I can put up a fight), Give me an L (let me hear you scream loud)! One, two, three, four! ….. ‘ – The Best Damn Thing
WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF! Oh GOD! What’s with all the ‘hey hey hey’s and the cheerleader perky stuff?!?!?!?!?!?!?
‘I wish you were her, you left out the ‘E’, you left without me, and now you’re somewhere out there with a bitch, slut, pschopath, I hate you why are guys so lame, everything I gave you I want everything back but you ….. ‘ – Everything Back But You.
‘You make me so hot, make me wanna drop, it’s so ridiculous, I can barely stop, I can hardly breathe, you make mewanna scream, you’re so fabulous, you’re so good to me baby, baby ….. ‘ – Hot
‘I’m the one, I’m the one who knows the dance, I’m the one, I’m the one who’s got the prance, I’m the one, I’m the one who wears the pants, I wear the pants, I’m the one who tells you what to do, you’re the one, you’re the one if I let you, I’m the one, I’m the one who wears the pants, I wear the pants ….. ‘ – I Don’t Have To Try
‘You know it’s a game, you know it’s a game, she keeps playing around with your head, playing around with your head, she’s so insane, so insane, she’s the one to blame, she’s the one to blame ….. ‘ One Of Those Girls
Some examples of repetitive and cheap lyrics. Ugh.
Out of the twelve songs in this latest album, only ‘Runaway’,'When You’re Gone’, ‘Innocence’, and the brilliant ‘Keep Holding On’ are worth listening to. The rest are just too (quotes a reviewer from Amazon) ‘Hey Mickey!’-ish. *Shakes head*
I did give this album a few tries but each time it just got more and more annoying. What ever happened to her composing skills? Some one should get Deryck Whibley away from Avril while she writes her songs.
Disappointed. Seriously disappointed. Sigh. >.<
Hope LP’s ‘Minutes To Midnight’ will be good.
